This song is a tribute to all the lost and forgotten chords from the past and future.
All the chords that were cut from final edited charts so the song would not exceed a page "limit".
All the chords that were replaced with simpler versions to make the chart more "easy to read" on stage.
All the chords that were never written because some musician didn't have a tool available to write with.
All the chords that were removed due to populist appeals that "the people" won't understand them.
All the chords that were cut from the recording to dumb down the music so they could sell more records.
All the chords that were never composed because they didn't obey some musical "rule" about valid harmonic progressions.
All the chords that were never included because they didn't belong to the same genre or style of music as the other chords.
All the chords that were lost to history because the composer never published the song (not "good enough" or whatever).
All the chords that were destroyed because the documenter used a faulty storage medium and did not make backups.
All the chords that were never uploaded to a server on the internet for fears that people will make copies and "steal" them.
All the chords that were never improvised over because the soloist never bothered to memorize the changes.
All the chords that were never included because the song would be too hard to memorize.
All the chords that were never performed due to prohibitions on bringing sheet music to a gig.
All the chords that were never printed due to concerns about "the environment" for wasting paper or ink.
All the chords that were skipped over because the performer missed a repeat/goto instruction.
All the chords that were never played because musician never had any gigs and never had any band.
All the chords that were never composed because the musician didn't think he was a composer.
All the chords that were never composed because the composer didn't make time to compose.
All the chords that were never comprehended because the listener didn't have enough musical education.
All the chords that were never played because the non-musican didn't realize he was a musican.
How many of these excuses are you guilty of? What other excuses can you think of? What are you going to do about it?