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New Owner Here

Hello there. I’m the new owner of this group. The original creator was Phia_Jo, who has since deleted her accounts for unknown reasons. I decided to take over her place as owner in hopes that this group can grow. While at the moment the group appears to be very dead, I’m hoping that in time things will start picking up with this group. Only time can really tell though. Regardless, I hope everyone enjoys it here and remember, “If you can’t be nice, be quiet.”

Gru is the most powerful being in the universe

Now before any of you report me for sh█tposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.
That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.