ShadowFlame • Aug 28, 2014 [INSERT STREAM OF CURSE WORDS HERE] Comments [user=39285]The Bummucus[/user] No, just dormant. Like a volcano. Then some famous composer here gets abducted by aliens, and suddenly the group's alive again. [user=19825]Tristan Wilson[/user] [While typing a witty reply, is suddenly strangled from behind by a stranger in a trench coat and balaclava]. [user=10546]Flyingninja77[/user] bach4602 must have been commenting via iCam. [user=239011]ShadowFlame[/user] Good, we're not dead. I almost read the "balaclava" as "baklava"... [user=19825]Tristan Wilson[/user] [Is now lying drugged in the back of a florist's van]. [user=239011]ShadowFlame[/user] *goes to the florist van* *grabs bach4602* *pours baklava on him* [user=19825]Tristan Wilson[/user] [Awakens, sees ShadowFlame, tastes baklava, and sees two armed faux security guards converging on them]. [user=239011]ShadowFlame[/user] *walks in circles around the security guards, confusing them* *sudden earthquake topples them over* *grabs bach4602 and runs for it* [user=19825]Tristan Wilson[/user] [adventure music starts playing] [buildings topple from the sudden earthquake] [the New World Trade Center is raining down in fine dust] [user=239011]ShadowFlame[/user] *adventure music stops* *Barbie theme song starts playing* *Stuffs beeswax into bach4602 and my own ears* Your comment Only members of a group can post to group discussions, so Join ARE WE DEAD???