Funny things that you or your friends say that should be quoted

*Me talking to my friend Luscious* 

Me: Hi luscious are you failing
Luscious: *dies in geometry dash*
Me: *starts laughing*
Luscious: Bobby you B----!

p.s. I don't know how to spell his name
he never told me and he never has his id on
me and my friend jack actually threw part of it into a sewer opening during a cross country meet