this gorup is officially dead so here is my copypasta revival attempt.

 
Now before any of you report me for sh█tposting hear me out. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Furthermore if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodges them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. After this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.
That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

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heeyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, im back. i was really busy the past couple weeks so sorry for how long i was gone. once again,   post ur stuff here, and if i like u and ur work, i might make you an admin. MIGHT. overall, just get to know eachother, idc how many people there are, so just get along whoever is reading this. also, if ur reading this, thx for joining . lol rip me hands 2018-2018

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I just realized i can add discussions again, so yay!! post ur stuff here, and if i like u and ur work, i might make you an admin. MIGHT. overall, just get to know eachother, idc how many people there are, so just get along whoever is reading this. also, if ur reading this, thx for joining