Not for the Faint of Heart Op. 6 Epic face melting impossible to play piano music

Uploaded on May 28, 2015

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9/25 Post: Just noticed I was nearly at 2000 views on this so I decided to re-add it to a few groups 20 views to go!
- Evo
6/22 Post: Hey!! sorry for being dead for like... 2 weeks... been busy with finals and stuff so I haven't had time to finish anything but now that schools out I'll be trying to put out at least one new piece a week if can. Finally got around to finishing this and based on all the feedback I think it turned out ok.
Also: OMG ALMOST 1000 VEIWS thx guys
Post: This is probably gonna be the second to last update I only have one part I need to change(measure 94-98) and then that'll be it... but because I honestly have no idea what i want to do with it even though I know it doesn't sound like I want it to I'm gonna upload the slightly improved version before I do.(might figure it out by the end of the day. who knows.
6/1 Post: Ok..... sooooo.... ummmm..... I went a bit crazy with it after looking at some black midi songs......... sooooooo ya. Not sure if you guys are gonna like this version better(i hope you will) If anybody wants me to reupload the other not as face melting version(still face melting don't worry) just leave a comment and I'll do it(or maybe ill reupload it here and upload the black midi-like version under a different title or somethin idk). but.... ya.
6/1 Update: also just noticed measures 48-51 need work doing it now(as does measures 90-93(gonna add some harmonies or somethinnnnnnnnn.
also measure 37-48 need stuff.
ALSOOOOOOOOOOO i need to fix the key change. with all the new additions it sorta sounds... akward. needs. to. be. fixed.........
5/31: ok... sooo every post before this was a lie. Gonna have this officially(probably another lie) done by the end of the week. I need to add more harmonies and a lot more to the left hand(hands?) part.
5/30 Post: yesterday's post was a lie. i found the ending actually a bit boring/abrupt so i decided to add another face melting run. Just started working on it so don't judge it yet ;3 adding 4-8 measure(not sure yet) to the 4 already added. Will update ASAP.
5/30 Update: added more dynamics and am changing a lot of the repetitive parts. Gonna be officially done on the 31st. definitely keeping the second to last measure where it is but am probably adding 4 measures in before it. any other suggestions or comment are very much appreciated.
11:55: I think this is the last update added the rest of the run(might change although most people won't come back to ever hear it). I'm also planning on making it into a (somewhat) playable piano duet as well as a maybe formatting it for a pit ensemble cuz why not.
5/29 Post: FINALLY DONE!!!! Still needs a title though... if somebody could suggest a few that would be great
5/29 update 9:08: removed blocky soundin stuff. added other stuff
9:38 began adding face melting run
10:08 will add more stuff EDIT: stuff has been added
11:23 stuff stuff stuff and more stuff, tons of fast piano stuff
12:23 added more stuff
1:17 possibly finished?
2:24 i think its done
5/28 Post: Sorry I haven't uploaded in about a week. I actually have 2 other pieces done but unfortunately I'm planning on entering them into the third contest for the "competition for composers" group https://musescore.com/groups/competitions-for-composers. They just added a new rule that you can't use any previously uploaded pieces so I'm gonna have to keep them hidden away in my comp until the voting is over. This is just the beginning of a song I started working on while I'm stuck in ISS. The lack of a keyboard or metronome is annoying but there's not much I can do about that until I get home. Any feedback is appreciated but remember that the tempo is not what I want and the 16ths at measure 17 is definitely gonna be changed(although I'm not sure to what yet)and I'm also gonna add somethin in measure 9 to transition to 10(again not sure what).
Update 11:00: uploaded
Update 1:02: added stuff

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this us why God gave us ten fingers. and ten toes. And two arms. And two feet and hands. and any other form on appendages we have. the only issue comes when you run out of them.
that's also a LOT of groups it appears in!
wow! it sounds really nice! if only it was playable...ish
I am seriously going to try to play this.
my face when i heard this
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ok, I appreciate technically challenging pieces but this... this is just a ton of extended chords on a melody that's sped up very fast. no duh humans can't play double and triple octaves with one hand.
There no way that ANYMORE can play over 4 fricken octaves. That ain't natural if you can... I'm a decent player and can't achieve more than 1
there goes my hands
oh, and is that puddle on the floor my face?
This is amazing.........it has a great melody, though it's pretty much impossible to play (though I suppose that's the point).
This feels like night of fire. Like, a scary resemblance almost.
lol, "If your piano didn't break, you played it wrong. I'm dying.
This is the definition of epic. I would be ecstatic to hear any number of people play THIS on the piano!
My mom heard this and was like, "we should play that as a duet!" ... i'm like, "mom... can anyone play 32nd notes at 165 bpm... i don't think so." (also u posted that comment on my b-day)
All I can say (since my face is melted off) is wow
If someone played this correctly, I would bow down to them. Wow. Amazing piece of work.
nobody could. nobody's hands are big enough and this basically qualifies as a black midi with a mediocre amount of notes. If its a duet like people are saying, its written wrong
You would have to at least have a trio, if not a quartet. It would be so cool to watch like 3 guys on a piano try to do this.
nah 2 piano pros could probably play this. Remember that's 4 hands!
I can't even read this! How am I supposed to play it?
OH MAN this is perfect good job dude
but how am I suppose to play that???
LOVE THIS MUSIC!!! I downloaded the mp3 and listen to it all the time. Great work!
ISS? Ack.... Well, even if my face has melted the music is good!
Face is securely and completely melted.
I clicked on your fourth tag and this appeared LMFAO


help, im dying XDDDDD

(good work here too BTW!!)

Aw. I like your vibe solos. -Vibe Player
Praise for who posts a video on youtube with himself trying to play this song :))
i think i just read through all your tags like a story xD
Moment of silence for all those who attempted this piece... ... ... ... ...I loved the ending dynamic though, in my section we like to refer to that one as SPLATISSIMO!!!!!!
Thanks :3 I like to call it Fourteenssimo(hence the fourteen f's)
that would actually be forteississississississississississississississmo ☻
You probably should use a CC license rather than a Copyright. :P
Is this playable?!?!
post a video of you attempting to play this please i gotta see
I tried playing this. I am now:
Flat broke from medical bills
Homeless due to the spontaneous combustion of my piano
Stuck in a body cast for the next 3 years
I´m blind from the melting of my face
I'm typing this with my nose due to loss of hands and arms
Message to The EvoDragon:
I'd sue you for what you've done but it sounded so beautiful

I realize that I am like the 20th person to ask about this but I have embarked on the impossible task of orchestrating this. Just want to confirm that's okay. I would give you credit of course.
P.S. You reached 4k views.