Human Sonic • Feb 3, 2019 I'm waging war on the trumpet players and running out of material. Please help me out, bros. Comments [user=93236]Lynx Compositions[/user] Trombones don't technically have to tune since they have a slide :P [user=27178404]-_BananaBoye_-[/user] When mom's not home obviously. Trombones have much better meme content [user=26852489]LeapingRiolu[/user] bring little einstiens. if they bring einstiens you bring crab rave. if they bring crab rave you bring thomas the train. if they bring thomas the train you tell the clarinets the trumpets (embarresing thing here) [user=26979980]succmymemez[/user] We have a workout. We lose 170 calories per hour while playing http://calorielab.com/burned/?mo=se&gr=10&ti=music+playing&q=&wt=150&un=lb& [user=30024163]meme machine.J[/user] we make a louder sound and can do so many more meme songs and we have this cool group too. [user=31002242]CB_Hawaii[/user] you can easily hit others with your slide without needing to get out of your seat. [user=31002242]CB_Hawaii[/user] You probably don't have the urge to always play ff [user=30313655]JayTB_[/user] I got plenty of reasons for that mah dude. First off, trombones are more known than trumpets, second off, trumpets can't solo the way we do, and third off, we can blast people's ears off while trumpets just think they can scream XD but yeah trumpets will never be over the trombones, and about that my tbone section is battling all other sections right now because we will be section of the year [user=31174118]Gideon Rank[/user] I am a trombone in my middle school band, and the trumpets are so loud that it was literally almost painful to sit in front of them. Also, trombones are the only major brass instrument with a slide, and therefore we can play more notes than literally any instrument. (I think). Don't worry, I have no lost love toward trumpets either. [user=26898524]jackoman777[/user] We put in actual effort. They just move fingers, and we move our whole arm. We actually get exercise when playing. [user=6022311]Paul Trouillet[/user] in france, trombone were knew as the voice of god [user=6022311]Paul Trouillet[/user] and in french orchestra it's know as the more pure instrment because it's just a pipe [user=30872122]THADDEUS HENDERSON[/user] We don’t make other people’s ears bleed Your comment Only members of a group can post to group discussions, so Join Give me reasons why the trombone is so great.